Jackie. Extraordinaire!

Ever wonder what your life would look like as a Hollywood blockbuster? What kind of sountrack would "Me: The Movie" have? (Credit is due: this little piece of genius was first invented by Miko and passed along to me via Carling.)

Opening Credits: The Woman in the Red Dress - The Matrix Soundtrack

Waking Up: Wake Me Up When September Ends - Green Day

Average Day: Wish You Were Here - Incubus

First Date: All In the Suit That You Wear - Stone Temple Pilots

First Kiss: Hard to Concentrate - Red Hot Chili Peppers

Falling in Love: Miss Independent - Kelly Clarkson

Love: Feels Like Home - Chantal Kreviazuk

Fight: Tango Shoes - Bif Naked

Breaking Up: Cold As Ice - Foreigner

Hurting: With This Tear - Celine Dion

Making Up: Right Here Waiting - Richard Marx

Exes: Fighter - Christina Aguilera

Enemies: River Below - Billy Talent

Friends: He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Brother - The Hollies

Drinking: Attitude - Metallica

Life's Okay: Brand New Day - Rhymes With Orange

Driving: Dani California - Red Hot Chili Peppers

School: Take It Easy - The Eagles

Flashback: Lollipop (Candyman) - Aqua

Partying: Dance Dance - Fallout Boy

Happy: Times Like These - The Foo Fighters

Regretting: Wonderwall - Oasis

Long Night Alone: Melt Into the Walls - Pilate

Death Scene: My Last Breath - Evanescence

End Credits: Everybody’s Free (To Wear Sunscreen) - Baz Luhrman